 The 1 inch tall trophy was for best strip tease at the Freakie Teakie or Freaky Teaky or whatever in Myrtle Beach....yeah, I'm proud of that one. The baseball tropfy with Jack's head on it was a school gag to me for best and only baseball fight of the season. Guy was crowding the plate so I slipped an 84mph fastball inside. Batter drops shoulder and gets beamed right in the shoulder blade. Walks halfway to first base, thorws me a look, I throw him a cocky smirk/smile and he charges the mound. Batter brings his leg up into me so I grabbed him adn threw his ass to the ground. Both benches cleared and my 3rd and 1st baseman pull me back. Some bench warmer shmuch is talking trash and my teammated knew I wanted t drill him. Being the good team mates that they are; they let me go. So a big right hook came and then I was pulled back and ejected from that game and 3 weeks worth. Surprised that nothing more happened. Should of been expelled or banned but I think my atletic advisor pulled some strings.
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